A web 2.0 Song

Guy Ruvio is a dear friend of mine, which I have been trying to persuade to blog since I learned about blogging. Imagine my horror when I found out he started blogging in Hebrew. How will the English speaking world read his brilliant stuff? And then it dawned on me. I can steal his work in the guise of “translation” and get all the credit.

So without further Ado…


A web 2.0 song

Web 2

Do you get the feeling that we will make do?

Is it really over?

Have you noticed all the sites talking about web 3.0?

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The Web

In numbers

It feels good to count

It’s a primal need

But everybody keeps ignoring the number 1

Do you see companies saying – we are the solution to web 1.0?

communication 1.0?

It’s just to remind

I left the one behind

——–

I want a domain

Or a blog

Or a search engine,

To call my own

To hold in the night

——–

Alone?

Together?

A sense of community?

Cooped up at home?

In any case, the psychologists will have more work

——–

Web 2.0

Is it a technology?

A Trend?

A Buzz?

A Spin?

Revolution?

Revolution!

——–

I opened a blog

A diary of my own

I am no longer anonymous

Who will read it?

What does it matter?

As long as we push adsense into it

——–

Google

Will pass a billion

Won’t make it

Changed the world

Talented people

I want too

——–

Google

did it

So why don’t we buy

Booble

Or

Doodle

Or

Xooxle

It’s the domain that counts

They’ve all been lent?

Did you stop to think about content?

——–

Mashups

A picture on a picture

A site on a site

A service on a service

Playing with Lego

Does anyone build with bricks anymore?

——–

Software as a service?

Sounds good to me

I get this need to kick it

When the blue screen comes on

Getting a service from the blue?

I’m bought.

——–

Google Docs

Save it all at Google’s

Or on my Computer?

But they know everything about me

Not using Google!

Oh, What the hell,

Google it is,

Now I can work from anywhere

Damn what are these commercials?

How do they know I love Taami**

Enough

Going to the Beach

What does it say there on the billboard?

——–

Programming

I Program

I Model

I Design

I Photoshup

Like Mashup

10 Photoshuppers needed for a successful startup

——–

VCs

Web 2.0

Come on…

At least try to disguise the herd affect

I’ll tell you a secret

Where the herd is, the good grass is already gone

And there is only dead weed

I actually saw a couple of good companies

Where?

At TechCrunch

Or one of its

Mashups

——–

In 98 we built

Hosting providers

In 99 we built

ASP

In 2001 we blow up

In 2005 we woke up

And built

Software as a service

Or

Software on demand

Or

Multi Tenant applications

Hold it!

What?

IS everything the same?

What is changed?

Kids, help me find the difference

——–

Web 2.0

I am there too

I don’t understand what it is

But there’s something there

If everybody’s going there, there must be something (there)

It has to be

If Vardi could at 99

Why can’t I do it now?

——–

Web 2.0

Experts

Isn’t it a contradiction?

——–

A collaboration plant

I am building a collaboration plant

Anyone can water it

And leave a comment

Or a talkback

Their messanger number

Maybe a girl will stop by as well

That would be great

——–

{Censored}

——–

{Censored}

——–

Talkback

I will leave a comment

I have stuff to say

And the world will hear

Let the people know

I am First!

I am First!

I am First!

Damn, who left the comment before me?

——–

Web 2.0

In war time

The one book I don’t want to write!

——–

Big Companies

Small Companies

Medium

And Microscopic

Even for me

There is a place

In the Web 2.0

——–

What will be the next big thing?

Electronic Ink

Implanted Cellular phones

A Bionic Shoe

Or plug-ins?

To the brain

Well come on guys, that’s very easy

Web 3.0

Electronic Ink

Implanted Cellular phones

A Bionic Shoe

Or plug-ins?

To the brain

I Guarantee It.

**Taami is a popular low quality chocolate bar in Israel

Posted on January 9, 2007 by Yoav Ezer 
Filed Under Collaboration, Funny, Google, Office 2.0, Web 2.0

Comments

4 Responses to “A web 2.0 Song”

  1. Ashish Mohta on January 11th, 2007 12:26 am

    Haha good to know there is one more blogger like me who writes poem.Really funny

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  3. AG on March 27th, 2008 10:07 am

    I was wondering the whole way down. What the heck this is. But yeah there is some good ideas.

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